The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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