what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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