There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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