Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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