But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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