You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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