I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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