He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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