Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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