its not stalking. its research.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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