Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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