So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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