i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
