Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i dont even know how to be here
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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