Where is the hickey?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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