Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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