and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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