ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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