Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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