I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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