did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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