she looked like the bat from fern gully.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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