What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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