I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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