you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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