thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You pole danced in your parka.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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