new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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