what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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