so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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