I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
