If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
