Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He has the fingertips of a God
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