do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just had sex on a roof
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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