Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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