Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
