I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I am one with the molecules
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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