We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
