Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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