My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I can't turn off my feet"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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