well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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