As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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