I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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