i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Four minutes until I can fart!
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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