How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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