I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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