I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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