You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
two words: eviction party
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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