end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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