its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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