No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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