yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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