is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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