Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just want to make out with him forever
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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