to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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