In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The power of my boobs compel you
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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