the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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