that's an acceptable place to lick
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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