Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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